Omni has broken our forum
I've found over the years that humour does not translate well in emails and forum posts. What a sender thinks is funny can often be seen by the receiver as offensive. This forum has a hard earned reputation for friendliness so may I politely suggest that this thread ends while everyone is still laughing.
Peter
Current: 2020 Carmine Red GTS http://www.porsche-code.com/PMST9ZI9
Gone- 2015 Sapphire Blue Diesel
Gone -2013 Cayenne Diesel
Current: 2020 Carmine Red GTS http://www.porsche-code.com/PMST9ZI9
Gone- 2015 Sapphire Blue Diesel
Gone -2013 Cayenne Diesel
I don't actually know Omni but I get the impression he has a very developed sense of humour and would probably just smile at what gets written and maybe think of something the late great Zig Ziglar once said.............
"Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you."
"Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you."
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Perhaps Omni should have the last entry on this particular post. When he stops playing with the Confudgerator that is We all love you Omni
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Without wanting to make everyone feel too bad, the reason for my absence today is that I’ve spent a lot of this morning in hospital having burnt bits scraped of my hands. So my spelling will be even more bizarre than usual as my right hand is currently covered in gauze and plasters, and yes Tracky that has had a major affect on my sex life.
Having grown up around engineers, the most miserable and opinionated people on the planet, I am used to sarcasm and genuinely find it funny. Sarcasm is an art form, not the lowest for of wit as some may have you believe.
Non taken, as they say. Happy to be here.
Having grown up around engineers, the most miserable and opinionated people on the planet, I am used to sarcasm and genuinely find it funny. Sarcasm is an art form, not the lowest for of wit as some may have you believe.
Non taken, as they say. Happy to be here.
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How many times Omni.. Keep out of the kitchen!! Get well soonOmniCognateSnr wrote: ↑Tue Oct 19, 2021 4:33 pm Without wanting to make everyone feel too bad, the reason for my absence today is that I’ve spent a lot of this morning in hospital having burnt bits scraped of my hands. So my spelling will be even more bizarre than usual as my right hand is currently covered in gauze and plasters, and yes Tracky that has had a major affect on my sex life.
Having grown up around engineers, the most miserable and opinionated people on the planet, I am used to sarcasm and genuinely find it funny. Sarcasm is an art form, not the lowest for of wit as some may have you believe.
Non taken, as they say. Happy to be here.
Macan GTS (Gen 3) (Mar 24-???)
http://www.porsche-code.com/PRKIVM50
Macan GTS (Gen 3) (Mar 22-Nov 23)
http://www.porsche-code.com/PNIECDM4
http://www.porsche-code.com/PRKIVM50
Macan GTS (Gen 3) (Mar 22-Nov 23)
http://www.porsche-code.com/PNIECDM4
We were worried that you had been deleted for a minute !
Sorry to hear about your sex life, sorry I meant hands !
I hope you left the nurses alone - I was in for a week at the beginning of August with a heart issue and thankfully for my heart the nurses werent all that but the Ambulance driver that took me from Eastbourne to Guys was damn hot!
Get better soon - at least the delay in your car won’t matter now if you can’t drive !
Sorry to hear about your sex life, sorry I meant hands !
I hope you left the nurses alone - I was in for a week at the beginning of August with a heart issue and thankfully for my heart the nurses werent all that but the Ambulance driver that took me from Eastbourne to Guys was damn hot!
Get better soon - at least the delay in your car won’t matter now if you can’t drive !
On order
GT4 RS
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992 S
Macan.2 S
928S4
Modified Lotus Exige V6
Seat Ibiza 1.0 (115ps) DSG Excellence Lux(dog’s!)
Jag Mk2 3.4
Ex
981 Boxster S
GT4 RS
Current
992 S
Macan.2 S
928S4
Modified Lotus Exige V6
Seat Ibiza 1.0 (115ps) DSG Excellence Lux(dog’s!)
Jag Mk2 3.4
Ex
981 Boxster S
Thanks all. No skin grafts needed and no nerve damage, so should be good ( ish ) in about a month.
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Good excuse to get those driving gloves back outOmniCognateSnr wrote: ↑Tue Oct 19, 2021 5:03 pm Thanks all. No skin grafts needed and no nerve damage, so should be good ( ish ) in about a month.
Macan GTS (Gen 3) (Mar 24-???)
http://www.porsche-code.com/PRKIVM50
Macan GTS (Gen 3) (Mar 22-Nov 23)
http://www.porsche-code.com/PNIECDM4
http://www.porsche-code.com/PRKIVM50
Macan GTS (Gen 3) (Mar 22-Nov 23)
http://www.porsche-code.com/PNIECDM4
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