The Random Chit-chat Thread
It's from the master... Groucho Marx.
VG Petrol S http://www.porsche-code.com/PHIVCQU7 And a GT3 RS... by Lego! Not crash-tested!
- Wing Commander
- Posts: 19923
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- Location: Wiltshire
One morning, I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got in my pyjamas, I'll never know.
How he got in my pyjamas, I'll never know.
Simon
Sold: 2016 Rhodium Silver Macan 2.0
Sold: 2013 Platinum Silver 911 (991.1) C2
Sold: 2017 Carmine Red Panamera 4
Mine: 991.2 Carrera T Racing Yellow 06/04/2018
Sold: 2016 Rhodium Silver Macan 2.0
Sold: 2013 Platinum Silver 911 (991.1) C2
Sold: 2017 Carmine Red Panamera 4
Mine: 991.2 Carrera T Racing Yellow 06/04/2018
On the morning that British Summertime ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend.
He was busy covering his private parts with black shoe polish.
I said to him,
"You better get your hearing checked -
You're supposed to turn your clock back".
He was busy covering his private parts with black shoe polish.
I said to him,
"You better get your hearing checked -
You're supposed to turn your clock back".
Steve
2020 GTS in Sapphire Blue
(sold) 2017 SD in Rhodium Silver
2020 GTS in Sapphire Blue
(sold) 2017 SD in Rhodium Silver
- Wing Commander
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Simon
Sold: 2016 Rhodium Silver Macan 2.0
Sold: 2013 Platinum Silver 911 (991.1) C2
Sold: 2017 Carmine Red Panamera 4
Mine: 991.2 Carrera T Racing Yellow 06/04/2018
Sold: 2016 Rhodium Silver Macan 2.0
Sold: 2013 Platinum Silver 911 (991.1) C2
Sold: 2017 Carmine Red Panamera 4
Mine: 991.2 Carrera T Racing Yellow 06/04/2018
- Wing Commander
- Posts: 19923
- Joined: Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:43 pm
- Location: Wiltshire
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Simon
Sold: 2016 Rhodium Silver Macan 2.0
Sold: 2013 Platinum Silver 911 (991.1) C2
Sold: 2017 Carmine Red Panamera 4
Mine: 991.2 Carrera T Racing Yellow 06/04/2018
Sold: 2016 Rhodium Silver Macan 2.0
Sold: 2013 Platinum Silver 911 (991.1) C2
Sold: 2017 Carmine Red Panamera 4
Mine: 991.2 Carrera T Racing Yellow 06/04/2018
Phylosophical quote.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt.
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt.
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Col
Macan Turbo
Air, 20” wheels, ACC, Pano, SurCam, 14w, LEDs, PS+, Int Light Pack, Heated seats and Steering, spare wheel, SC, Privacy glass, PDK gear, SD mirrors, Met Black, rear airbags
Macan Turbo
Air, 20” wheels, ACC, Pano, SurCam, 14w, LEDs, PS+, Int Light Pack, Heated seats and Steering, spare wheel, SC, Privacy glass, PDK gear, SD mirrors, Met Black, rear airbags
Better to look foolish for a minute than to remain silent and remain ignorant forever.
Macan SD Vocano Grey. LEDs, Pano Roof, PSE, Sports Chrono, PASM, Sports Design Mirrors, 21" Sports Classics in Black, lots of other extras.
http://www.porsche-code.com/PJ2XHAR5 for the day that this works again.
987 Boxster 2.7 (2006)
http://www.porsche-code.com/PJ2XHAR5 for the day that this works again.
987 Boxster 2.7 (2006)
I now feel my Macan is fully broken in.
Travelled two hours in the car on Friday night to drop our 5 year old at my parents so that my wife and I could have an anniversary weekend away.
Was just pulling into their drive when our son was sick all over the back of the car! Thank goodness for the rubber floor mats! Poor little thing was really upset about being sick in the Macan, so couldn’t be cross with him.
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Travelled two hours in the car on Friday night to drop our 5 year old at my parents so that my wife and I could have an anniversary weekend away.
Was just pulling into their drive when our son was sick all over the back of the car! Thank goodness for the rubber floor mats! Poor little thing was really upset about being sick in the Macan, so couldn’t be cross with him.
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No longer part of the Porsche Family. Now enjoying a Giulia Quadrifoglio.
Macan S Diesel delivered Oct 6th 2016. http://www.porsche-code.com/PHI3WP95. Sold March 2018.
Macan S Diesel delivered Oct 6th 2016. http://www.porsche-code.com/PHI3WP95. Sold March 2018.
You’re too soft on that child .......mind you.....who fed him before such a journey....?Hawkeye wrote: ↑Sun Oct 15, 2017 9:20 pm I now feel my Macan is fully broken in.
Travelled two hours in the car on Friday night to drop our 5 year old at my parents so that my wife and I could have an anniversary weekend away.
Was just pulling into their drive when our son was sick all over the back of the car! Thank goodness for the rubber floor mats! Poor little thing was really upset about being sick in the Macan, so couldn’t be cross with him.
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1st Sapphire SD
2nd Sapphire GTS
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Current 992 S Cab
viewtopic.php?f=23&t=9845&p=196465#p196465
2nd Sapphire GTS
viewtopic.php?f=23&t=4296
Current 992 S Cab
viewtopic.php?f=23&t=9845&p=196465#p196465
- Nuclear Nick
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I've heard it said that if you drive around with a bowl of fresh grass cuttings in water in the car it will remove the smell of sick. But so far I haven't had to test that remedy........
Nick
Defender 90 V8
991.2 C2 GTS
Macan Turbo - sold
BMW K1300S, BMW R1250 GSA
Defender 90 V8
991.2 C2 GTS
Macan Turbo - sold
BMW K1300S, BMW R1250 GSA
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