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Pivot · Post by **Pivot** » Sat Dec 15, 2018 3:27 pm

How about a weekend humour? Let’s have a list of crazy Macan options.

Rules:
1. Use pseudo-automotive terms
2. Not more than four letter acronym
3. The more improbable the better

Double Overhead Battery Clamps (DOBC)

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Taz · Post by **Taz** » Sat Dec 15, 2018 3:30 pm

I was talking to a colleague today about someone we both know who is not very good at his job. My colleague said that the other guy suffers from delusions of adequacy !

Well, I thought that it was funny.

Pivot · Post by **Pivot** » Sat Dec 15, 2018 4:52 pm

Taz wrote:I was talking to a colleague today about someone we both know who is not very good at his job. My colleague said that the other guy suffers from delusions of adequacy !

Well, I thought that it was funny.

Slightly off topic... but good one!

Pivot · Post by **Pivot** » Sat Dec 15, 2018 4:54 pm

Quad Blunderbuss Exhaust System (QBES)

MCDK · Post by **MCDK** » Sat Dec 15, 2018 6:42 pm

Also off topic but a girl in our office used to be referred to as Taps

Thick As Pig S**t

Col M · Post by **Col M** » Sat Dec 15, 2018 7:01 pm

PRAT

Porsche Radical Attitude Tension

jesim1 · Post by **jesim1** » Sat Dec 15, 2018 7:53 pm

Oh come on...………...Machine guns and Missiles obviously?

Zinzan · Post by **Zinzan** » Sat Dec 15, 2018 8:51 pm

CCOP

Col’s Compulsory Option Pack

Pivot · Post by **Pivot** » Sat Dec 15, 2018 9:04 pm

Roof Mounted Crossbow (RMC) - £500

Roof Mounted Composite Crossbow (RMCC) - £800

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Col Lamb · Post by **Col Lamb** » Sat Dec 15, 2018 9:35 pm

PHLS

PASM
Heated steering wheel
LEDS
Seats

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