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Taz
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I saw a wonderful radio in the charity shop today. It looked as good as new.

The label said "Radio for sale - £1, volume stuck on full"

I thought, "I can't turn that down" !!
So when is this ‘old enough to know better’ supposed to kick in ?

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Lol. Not bad!
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:lol: I can imagine Tommy Cooper delivering that one!
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Tommy Cooper was magnificent. I remember one of his gags being ...

Correct if I’m wrong, but did you invent Tippex?
So when is this ‘old enough to know better’ supposed to kick in ?

Cayenne GTS - Mar 2022
Cayenne S - Aug 2019 to Mar 2022
Macan Turbo - Feb 2018 to Aug 2019
Cayenne S - Apr 2015 to Feb 2018
Cayenne - Jul 2013 - Apr 2015
BMW R1250GS - since Dec 2021
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Taz wrote: Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:21 pm I saw a wonderful radio in the charity shop today. It looked as good as new.

The label said "Radio for sale - £1, volume stuck on full"

I thought, "I can't turn that down" !!
Everyone likes a good knob joke. :lol:
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Taz wrote: Sun Feb 17, 2019 12:31 am Tommy Cooper was magnificent. I remember one of his gags being ...

Correct if I’m wrong, but did you invent Tippex?
I remember him saying how he once went to the Dr's and the doctor said "I haven't seen you for a while"

Tommy replies "No, I've been ill" :D

My brother-in-law was a doorman at one of the hotel's Tommy used to frequent. He said that Tommy would often pull out a tea bag from his coat pocket, give it to the doorman and say "have a drink on me".
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Did you hear the one about the agnostic , dyslexic insomniac?

They stayed awake many a night, wondering if there really is a Dog :)
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How do blind parachutists know when they are nearing the ground?











The lead goes slack :)
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What have Koala Bears and chainsaws got in common?










They both fcuk up trees :)
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